A normal day for me goes like this; clean, clean, clean, take a nap, clean, clean, lock up and duck out early.
To elaborate a little; first I clean, then I clean something else, then I do a little more cleaning, then I take a nap in the most comfortable chair I can find because I am the only person still in the building, then I do some more cleaning, then I finish up by cleaning and locking up and leaving as early as I can.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate everything about my job, I just hate cleaning. You might be wondering why I don’t just quit. Well, because my options are to continue being a janitor or become a bum. And yes, bums may smell better than janitors and they may have more fun because they’re drunk all the time and they get paid about the same… wait, why don’t I become a bum? For one thing they don’t get a plethora of keys to play with and I’m not skilled in making humorous signs.
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Have you ever fallen asleep and not woken up until really late, like 8 o'clock or something?
napping is pretty sweet. Like Berg said it would be awesome to wake up that late and you would be so disoriented and not even know where you were. Then you would trip over a broom, hit your skull on the floor and bleed until you would eventually call me, I would only hear murmors but would rush to PB only to find you in a pool of blood. Then I would call the EMS and you would be rushed to the hospital where they would call you dumb for tripping on a broom then say you were a horrible janitor.
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